Mom = Non-refundable

Funny things happen when your SMS’ing and some of the keys stop working. My mobile phone, when giving suggestions for words using T9, auto completes words as well.

Yesterday, i was tying a message to my cousin saying “Im with mom” and somehow,
it came up as “Im with non-refundable”.

Needless to say, my mom is pretty happy with my mobile phone since it speaks the truth!!

declaration

Hmm… I should’ve put this declaration at the end of every paper i gave till now. Truly hilarious!

Students Declaration at the End of Answer Paper

“I hereby declare that answers written above are true to the best of mine and my friend’s knowledge and I claim no responsibility whatsoever for any mistakes. Whatever I have written is truly fictitious and any resemblance with the subject matter is purely coincidental.”

Source: Forwarded through friend

Interpretations…

Its so funny sometimes what they write in classifieds these days… whether just to shortage their space, or to get too much through.. many people often end up making serious errors in judgement.

This email i got portrays the same thing…. and i seriously laughed my ass of reading it!

These four classified ads appeared in a Kuwaiti newspaper on four Consecutive days. The last three hopelessly trying to correct the first day’s mistake.

MONDAY:
For sale – SK Shah has a sewing machine for sale. Phone 2555-0707 after 7PM and ask for Mrs Mani who lives with him cheap.

TUESDAY:
Notice: We regret having erred in SK Shah’s ad yesterday. It should have read, “One sewing machine for sale cheap. Phone 2555-0707 and ask for Mrs Mani, who lives with him after 7PM.”

WEDNESDAY:
Notice: SK Shah has informed us that he has received several annoying telephone calls because of the error we made in the Classified ad yesterday. The ad stands correct as follows: “For sale – SK Shah has a sewing machine for sale. Cheap. Phone 2555-0707 after 7PM and ask for Mrs Mani who loves with him.”

THURSDAY:
Notice: I, SK Shah, have no sewing machine for sale. I smashed it. Don’t call 2555-0707 as I have had the phone disconnected. I have not been carrying on with Mrs Mani. Until yesterday, she was my housekeeper but she quit.

Icon Wars

This is a really cool animation made about the icon’s sitting on our desktop!
Makes you wonder what they’re doing when the screensaver’s on!

Check it out here

P.S. I tried embedding here on my blog, but im not sure about the copyright ramifications. Still its too cool not to check out.

A HILARIOUS quote on marriage….

This is just TOO good !! again, off the dilbert blog…

You may often be correct,
but you’ll never be right again.

lol ! and then people wonder why so many guys get cold feet when thinkin about marriage… lol !